Is Candy Crush down?

Me: I hope it dies a slow, painful death with lots of violence and I hope the last thing it sees is my smirking face. Him: It’s a game, babe... Me: I want it to suffer. Him: 👀👀👀 Me: (eyes darken) Put...The phone...DOWN. —a Candy Crush love triangle.

between working & studying, I haven’t been able to play candy crush as much as I would like. so, when I opened it up today, I saw that they’re giving me extra bonuses for being away for so long. idk whether I should be happy or sad. 🤨

bro the 2K dev that works on events was "workin" all day tryna fix Puma Mania, prob playin some candy crush at his desk. He checks out at 7pm and didn't know what the fck was goin on so he just released the same thing as yesterday and left the office for the day.

Microsoft is shit. IE is slow and crashes, They charge money for basic apps, You paste an image in word and 21 extra pages open, Windows 10 installs candy crush by itself and no I don’t want your updates that just bloat my system.

@robinthede @rgay Or ANY sound! Sorry you're addicted to the dopamine rush when you crush all the candy or whatever, but don't make it everyone else's problem.

bredda if i hear Naked or Candy Crush this weekend a problem 🥺

candy crush solves my problems

PSA: wait 1-2 wks before succumbing to a “mandated” Apple (or other) product update. There will always be errors & to avoid potential social / business “issues” just wait for the problems to be identified and fixed- then do it. Your candy crush app update can wait. #iphoneupdate

I know a 45 year old man who does this shit. His wife is out there working 2 jobs while he sits at home playing Candy crush all day and expects her to cook.

busy teasing this dude about dreading going home coz he’s been chilling playing Candy Crush for the past 2 hrs, gante he was silently waiting for me to finish working coz there’s random men working around the office

Working on my communication skills this year. 2020 I will never leave a message unattended to in Jesus Name. I feel so horrible cause so many people complain that I blue ticked them including my potential clients everyday. Ichimuntu just busy playing candy crush 🥺😪.

@CandyCrushSaga I won the jackpot for the first time ever since playing this game for years and like now my game is broken and I think it's cause I want supposed to win

if i have a hard candy in my mouth i can immediately crush it with my right molars no issues but my left ones wont let me they're too SENSITIVE

Apparently it’s cyber security awareness month and I just want to make people aware that hunting malicious hackers for sport is more effective than texting you a code to enter each time you play goddamn candy crush No lock has ever solved a problem, it’s only ever deferred them

Spent my entire day off playing games on my phone and now I can’t sleep because I have images of jelly splash and candy crush racing through my mind. I have a problem

Also....thanks to the #FortniteBlackout I’ve picked up my candy crush game again....I clearly have a problem and need to seek help immediately

@marykarrlit “I don’t have a problem doing the time I just needed to make a few calls and work on my Candy Crush skills”

@mikeward279 @Eleffcee @GeoffDartford @jeremycorbyn I can't see the bottom bit of this list, but the first bit isn't useful as the proposal is for photo ID. This is a massive solution to a problem that simply isn't there, fermented on social media. Thanks for remaining polite, but I'm tired now. I have Candy to Crush. Goodnight.

I’ve just realised how addicted I am to Candy Crush. It keeps hanging this morning and I’ve checked 5 times for a big fix update that isn’t there 😩😩 @CandyCrushSaga

i take everything as a sign it’s a problem now. candy crush told me i’d get my next life in 3:13 mins and i started overthinking

Some popular games/series to protest now that Activision Blizzard is canceled: World of Warcraft Overwatch Crash Bandicoot Wolfenstein Skylanders Spyro Guitar Hero Call of Duty Candy Crush Diablo

There's no point asking what I'm doing tonight. it's the same thing every night and it's pretty boring work study/take online classes watch tv while working/studying take breaks to scroll social media a little candy crush feel sorry for myself fall asleep at 3/4am 7 DAYS/WK

@CandyCrushSaga is a scam. “I've carefully been through your account balance and I'm unable to find any issues with the purchases that you are reporting. Our systems show that the Gold Bars have been correctly received and used. ...1/2

@Doperdi_ Girl like they playing candy crush with his fits there’s no candy on earth that hasn’t been represented by slow tiger. A hot mess.

My mother’s iPad crashes. she is heart broken. Why-gifted by her most fav person 7 years back!!😭 She was stressed. Why-she had a score of 2000+ in candy crush & she might loose it all!!😰🤒 She prayed with all her energy and intent. Lo! #Apple store upgrades software!1/2

This working night shit is killing me am laid wide awake waiting for candy crush to download.. making the most of my 4 days off yeah and wa eh eh

Please fix level 5515 @CandyCrushSaga it’s ****** up

i remember when my phone was jail broken and i was UNSTOPPABLE in candy crush cuz the powerups and gems were free

I had to delete candy crush cos I have a problem and now I don’t know what to do with my phone

Erica got a problem... shes on candy crush level 1466.

@EthanVanSciver To lure the new guys away from the old market. Seems like a lot of people still think working for the big two is a good idea. The entirety of Marvel got purchased for less than Candy Crush. 😂😂

I should currently be working but instead I find myself addicted to this new styling game called Drest - Addiction level: Candy Crush....

As a reminder, these IPs are under the ActiBlizzard banner if you want to avoid them: Call of Duty Crash Bandicoot Spyro Candy Crush Saga Warcraft/Starcraft/Diablo/Overwatch Sekiro

@veiledpujarin Candy Crush is gonna Crash soon... 🤣🤣

Candy crush had taught me, that not every choice we make is a right one but it's alright. Cause eventually you'll have another chance to fix your mistakes.

@CandyCrushSaga wasn’t going to just win itself @WendeNGibbs!#StopJudgingUs #Working #Sorta

my mom lost her progress on candy crush and suddenly its everyone's problem. she doesnt let us sleep until she gets her 1000/2000+ level back

@GrapplingClaws Still, playing Candy Crush. It was a slow night and as his friend slept. he was trying to make it to the next level. Occasional wiggling on the building as he played.

candy crush - problem its not just 5 mins

@JezBrett1 Mines still going from 2011, I mainly use it when flying and playing candy crush, it’s so slow now, definitely dying soon.

@lara_hogan Oh that is Soooo annoying ! I had a similar problem with a guy in the subway. I had to move to another seat and he started to blame me for pushing his leg and arm away from my body 😂 (ok , he was playing at candy crush bit hey !)

@CandyCrushSaga Or is you are too slow for us🍬🍭🍬🍭🍬

i need to get my life together.... in other words i need to stop using candy crush as a distraction from my problems

Why won’t I go to sleep 🥴😩 I ate listen to music set on the patio played candy crush nothing ain’t working 😂😂

@mac_jermie @DuchessSonia fact that i have started switching it off at night is the first step toward working on been less addicted, before i can get up at 3am to check whats going on, or just to play candy crush. Addiction comes in so many subtle ways. Our smartphone must not drive

Since I already completed all Candy Crush levels, I have a list where I write down all the ones that don't have 3 stars on it while I wait for new ones... Let me tell you, it's so satisfying deleting numbers from that list... I have a problem.

@SwiftOnSecurity My sister still uses her surface phone, the camera's broken, about half the apps don't work, candy crush made her start over for some reason, but she won't change. Hope you get some action, for her sake...

After yesterday's power outage, I've charged every device, iPad, phone, and backup charger in my apartment. If the heat overload gets me again today, at least I'll be able to read on my kindle or play candy crush! Whew

@Jinx92109 @BungieHelp Maybe you should try candy crush. Or something that doesn’t exacerbate your anger issues

@CandyCrushSaga Please fix the timed boosters from the sugar drops. They are useless. The fish one is the worst- it only appears once right at the beginning.

the way candy crush removed the last $22 on my card literally right before i bought my study session caffeine fix... ******* disrespectful

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@BabcockAlan Yep. The woman in front of me was looking down, walking very slow, playing candy crush...and I just want to get home.

Play Candy Crush Jelly with me! #candycrushjellyI have no lives even tho I haven't played for at least 12 to 24 hours. I also can't play ccSoda as it takes me to step one and I flash to step 2 and I am stuck at the gate. I give up, you can't seem to fix either!

@CandyCrushSaga I have reinstalled the app 4 times. Took my phone apart and put back sim card, restarted phone, etc.....basically I've tried everything and it just acts like it is about to open and then says "candy crush has stopped working...Report Yes or No"..

Most of my anger issues come from being on the same level of candy crush for a whole day

How can I slow down for someone playing candy crush 😤

My headphones have broken on my Monday morning commute, gotta listen to other people’s shitty music and someone playing candy crush now 🥺

I think my mom is broken, I’m trying to teach her how to play candy crush y nomas nooooooo