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City	Problem Type	Report Time
Paris	Withdrawals	1 month ago
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Leipzig	Transactions	3 months ago
Maquoketa	Website	3 months ago
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Houston	Mobile App	4 months ago

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  Taiyo (@taiyoo) reported 4 minutes ago

  @bananagun @coinbase based support I'd like to say

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  Tee🌹 (@cryptomansui) reported 4 minutes ago

  ETH/USDT current price (September 3, 2026) ≈ 2404.27 On-chain data: Funding rate: Binance ETHUSDT perpetual contract +0.01% / 8 hours, annualized approximately +10.95%. Long positions are continuously paying, crowded but not yet in an extreme squeeze zone. The 7-day average is lower, indicating a "bullish but not overheated" market. OI: Different metrics. Binance perpetual contracts are $5.5 billion, accounting for approximately 23.6%; the total visible across all platforms is $10.7-23 billion. Short-term OI (On-Time Inflow) is down approximately 3.08% in the last 24 hours, indicating leverage is being unloaded during the pullback, and this is not a new round of accelerated accumulation. Exchange Net Inflow/Reserves: Mid-term reserves remain in the lower end of the 2026 range (approximately 14.9-15 million ETH), with a structure leaning towards locked positions; however, approximately 110,000 ETH have flowed back into exchanges in the last three days, indicating a short-term supply rebound. Whales have made a net purchase of approximately +$82.2 million in the last 24 hours, which, along with short-term inflows, represents a hedging structure of "mid-term accumulation + short-term profit-taking." ETH.D: Approximately 11.10%-11.20%. BTC.D: Approximately 59.6%. Funds remain biased towards Bitcoin, and ETH's relative strength is insufficient to initiate a major upward wave independently. MVRV/Realized Price: The publicly available precise value has not been fully unlocked. Based on the August low of approximately 1860, the price surged to 2515, and then returned to 2404, the realized cost basis is roughly between 2440 and 2450. The current price is slightly below this range, indicating some short-term profit-taking. The mid-term undervaluation relative to mid-August has been corrected, and it is no longer considered "extremely cheap." Active Addresses / Sentiment: Fear & Greed is approximately 72, but has declined from the day of the surge. The Coinbase premium has weakened, and the long/short ratio remains biased towards long positions. Today's biggest macroeconomic variable is the US non-farm payrolls report; the interest rate path and risk appetite will directly impact ETH's 2370-2466 trading range. Price range conclusion: Upward price: 2428.00 / 2448.00 / 2466.53; Downward price: 2372.00 / 2356.41 / 2333.00; Price range: 2375.00–2428.00. Today's hexagram = Mountain over Water (4th hexagram) The hexagram Meng says: A spring emerges from beneath the mountain, but it is dangerous and stops there. Inside is water, outside is a mountain. The water is blocked inside the mountain, not because it has dried up, but because it has not yet found an outlet. This perfectly reflects the current market situation: From August 19th to 21st, the price surged from approximately 1917 to 2515, a surge resembling a "spring gushing forth." Subsequently, since August 22nd, it has fluctuated between the highs of 2420 and 2515. On September 1st and 2nd, it closed lower for several consecutive days, falling from 2466.53 to 2390.91, a situation where the upward momentum is blocked by the terrain. The hexagram Meng (meng) states, "Success. It is not I who seek the ignorant youth, but the ignorant youth who seeks me. The first divination is auspicious; repeated divinations are disrespectful, and disrespect will not be answered." In trading, this means: the first inquiry can provide direction, but repeated inquiries and orders are disrespectful. Today is not a day for "adding leverage to gamble on a breakout," but a day for "waiting for enlightenment and confirmation." The second line, "Embracing the ignorant brings good fortune," and the top line, "Striking the ignorant," both suggest: one can teach and awaken, but one must not be confused oneself first. In terms of the Five Elements, outer earth overcomes inner water. The outer trigram represents the three days that have already passed (Yang-Yin-Yin external momentum accumulating into Earth), while the inner trigram represents the three days that occurred earlier, representing Water. Earth overcomes Water = external pressure suppresses internal flow, hence the daily chart shows downward strength, but this doesn't necessarily mean the trend has turned bearish—the mountain also represents stop-loss and water accumulation. The large bullish candle throughout August is still present, and the weekly chart is still in the first phase of digestion after the surge, so the hexagram doesn't indicate a collapse, but rather "high-level obscurity, initial confinement followed by enlightenment." Expected 24-hour outlook: Slightly weak consolidation. Central range: 2386.00–2412.00. A valid upward move requires a firm hold above 2428.00 and a pullback that doesn't break 2412.00; a valid downward move requires a break below 2356.00 and an hourly close below it. The default path is: test 2412 before 12:00, touch 2426 and pull back at 16:00; sweep between 2372 and 2408 around 20:00; close at 2386-2402 by 08:00 tomorrow. Segmented resistance levels (Hong Kong time, price represents the upper resistance/lower support at that time): 09/03 08:00 baseline 2390.91, midline of the trading range. 09/03 12:00 resistance 2412.00, support 2384.00. The Asian afternoon session corrected with a bearish K6 candle, first testing the short-term MA axis. 09/03 16:00 resistance 2426.00, support 2388.00. The European session has the highest liquidity and is also the most common location for false breakouts. September 3rd, 20:00: Resistance at 2408.00, Support at 2372.00. With the Non-Farm Payrolls report due, volatility is expected to increase, with potential moves to both upper and lower limits. September 4th, 00:00: Resistance at 2396.00, Support at 2368.00. The pullback effect is more likely to be evident in the latter half of the US session. September 4th, 04:00: Resistance at 2388.00, Support at 2356.00. Recommended Trading Plan Main Force Recommendation: Range Trading Long: Entry Price: 2372.00–2382.00 Take Profit: 2418.00 / 2448.00 Stop Loss: 2352.00 Position Size: No more than 2.00% Short: Entry Price: 2426.00–2436.00 Take Profit: 2392.00 / 2372.00 Stop Loss: 2458.00 Position Size: No more than 2.00% Position Suggestions and Risk Control: A stop loss must be placed. 1. The current price of 2404.27 is at the midpoint of the trading range, not an entry point. Wait for the end of the range before making a move. 2. If the 1-hour closing price falls below 2333.00, cancel the long position and only keep the short position. 3. If the price breaks above 2466.53 with high volume and retraces but doesn't break 2448.00, cancel the short position and only keep the long position. 4. Go to cash within 15 minutes before and after the Non-Farm Payrolls report.

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  Nero1 (@Nero1S2022) reported 5 minutes ago

  @Crypto_Moe84 Never had money blocked. Not one problem but problems with coinbase and revolt now to buy.

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  Professor on chain (@Proxonchain) reported 6 minutes ago

  $FARTCOIN DECLINE, WHY THE INSTITUTIONAL FLOAT DUMPED! If you are wondering why $FARTCOIN just lost its key support structure and flushed down toward the $0.160 s , you need to look back at the on-chain tape we flagged earlier. Days ago, we tracked over 5.2 Million $FARTCOIN moving from Coinbase Prime and Fireblocks custody straight to active exchange hot wallets. Over 25% of the total supply was sitting on CEXs. Whales didn’t move those tokens to hold them. Once retail buying pressure peaked, they used that massive exchange float to suffocate the order book. They distributed their bags directly into the hype. market makers pivot to selling, they pull their bids. That $0.1860 demand block that held the last pump was abandoned, triggering a cascade of retail liquidations. custody wallets flood hot desks with seven figures of supply, it creates a massive structural sell-wall. Trade the order flow, not the meme!

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  FlashKnob (@FlashKnob) reported 7 minutes ago

  @vibhu @JupiterExchange help this plumber norm noob out does this mean i don't need coinbase for fiat to usdc to transfer to jup and then to SOL or $ TOADS?

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  Akuyuki (@Xalrio) reported 9 minutes ago

  @asparagoid It is close to impossible for Coinbase to ever rebuild trust after all the shenanigans they've done with Base. They have betrayed over and over again their users and they never once listened to what was asked for. Coinbase is same like Binance with some extra Temu glitter on top

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  Uncensored On-Chain (@TargetMast58858) reported 14 minutes ago

  AR stats: 📌 Price: ~$2.17 📌 Market cap: ~$142M 📌 ATH: $89.24 → -97.5% below 📌 Max supply: 66M (99.5% circulating) 📌 a16z + Coinbase Ventures backed $142M cap serving a $30T market. Real World Assets tokenized on-chain just crossed $31 BILLION. Tokenized gold. Tokenized real estate. Tokenized US Treasuries. Tokenized stocks. But here's the problem nobody is solving: When you tokenize a real asset on-chain — where do the LEGAL DOCUMENTS live? The deed. The audit trail. The original contract. The history of ownership. Right now: on servers. Centralized. Hackable. Deleteable. $AR (Arweave) is the only chain that can store those documents permanently and immutably. Pay once. The document exists forever. No server. No company. No expiry. The RWA market is heading to $30 TRILLION by 2030 according to BlackRock. Every single RWA needs a permanent on-chain audit trail. Arweave is the only infrastructure built to provide it. NFA. DYOR. $AR #Arweave #RWA

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  Morpheu5 Stock Watcher (@Morpheu5Watcher) reported 23 minutes ago

  COINBASE $COIN GETS PAID WHETHER BITCOIN RISES OR FALLS. THE SHARE PRICE DOES NOT AGREE: Coinbase COIN at $173.78, -$3.04 / -1.72% today. The New York company runs the largest US crypto exchange and stores coins for other people, employs 4,951, and is worth $45.85B - market cap, meaning the share price times every share in existence. It is falling this morning almost in step with bitcoin, even though roughly half its revenue no longer depends on which way bitcoin goes. That gap is the post. WHERE THE COINS ARE - Bitcoin, ticker BTC: $76,619, -1.25% over the past 24 hours - Ethereum, ticker ETH, the second largest: $2,380, -2.28% WHAT IS PUSHING THEM DOWN The return on safe money. Neither coin pays interest, a dividend or rent, ever, so raise what a government bond pays for taking no risk and the thing paying nothing gets marked down first. At 8:15 this morning ADP Research published its August count of jobs added at private US employers: +38,000, against about 47,000 economists expected, with July revised to +46,000 - the slowest private hiring since January. A soft jobs number normally pulls borrowing costs down. It did not. The 10-year Treasury yield, what the US government pays to borrow for a decade, sat near 4.79% Tuesday, and interest-rate futures put the odds of a quarter-point rate INCREASE at the Federal Reserve's September 15-16 meeting near 70%. DOOR ONE - THE FUND iShares Bitcoin Trust, ticker IBIT, at $43.42, -$0.34 / -0.78%. A spot ETF is a fund that holds the real coin in storage and cuts the pile into shares that trade in an ordinary brokerage account - the shares stand on actual bitcoin, not on a bet about the price. At $59.81B it is worth more than either company below, and its 0.25% annual fee comes out in bitcoin, so a share stands on slightly less coin each year. DOOR TWO - THE TOLL BOOTH Coinbase reported July 30, for the June quarter. - Transaction revenue $599M - a fee charged on trades. It is paid on volume, and people sell in a panic as busily as they buy in a rally - Subscription and services $555M - a record 48% of net revenue, from 29% at the end of 2024. Custody, staking, subscriptions and interest on stablecoin reserves, earned on balances sitting there rather than on anyone choosing to trade today - Total revenue $1.2B against about $1.35B expected - a miss. Net loss $359M, or $1.36 a share, against about a penny of loss modeled Two honest catches. Not depending on trading is not the same as growing - the stablecoin line inside that $555M fell $17M from a year earlier, to $292M. And the market plainly does not price this as a business. It prices it as bitcoin, which is how a 1.25% night in a coin becomes a 1.72% morning in a share. DOOR THREE - THE BORROWED BET Strategy, formerly MicroStrategy, ticker MSTR, at $122.44, -$2.44 / -1.95%. The Tysons Corner, Virginia company, 1,539 staff, borrows money and issues shares to buy bitcoin and hold it. On August 31 it disclosed its first purchase in roughly ten weeks: 4,603 coins for $369.7M in the week to August 30, at an average $80,318 each. Bitcoin is $76,619 this morning, so that week's coins already sit about 4.6% under what was paid for them. The whole pile is the better number. 845,050 bitcoin at an aggregate $63.73B - an average $75,412 a coin, about 1.6% below this morning's price. Roughly 4% of the 21 million bitcoin that will ever exist sits in one company's account, and the whole pile is barely above what was paid for it. The funding is the part worth reading. That week's coins were bought with proceeds from selling 4,531,421 of its own shares. Convertible debt - bonds that can turn into shares - was cut 18% in the June quarter, to $6.7B from $8.2B. And about $218.4M of bitcoin has been sold this year to help cover preferred-stock dividends running at 12%. THE SAME COIN, THREE DIFFERENT HOLES From last October's highs to this morning: - The fund: -39.5% - Coinbase: -56.8% - Strategy: -66.5% One asset underneath all three. The further a holding sits from simply owning the coin, the harder the same move lands - upward exactly as readily, which is the half people forget while it is going up. WHERE THESE SIT The fund cannot be a Len5 pick at all. All six weigh a business, and a box of coins has no sales, no customers and nobody who can fix a bad year. Coinbase and Strategy are on none of the six either, and one fact does most of it: both ended the last twelve months in a loss. Quality-Value wants a durable business at a fair price, Deep-Value and Special-Situations one priced under what it looks worth, Growth and Hypergrowth expansion nobody overpays for - all four need a profit to measure against and there is not one. Momentum watches a company climbing on news of its own, and both are falling this morning on somebody else's. Neither pays a common dividend, which settles Income. WHAT WOULD CHANGE COINBASE: that 48% half growing into a profitable year, giving a style something other than the coin to price. WHAT WOULD CHANGE STRATEGY: profit earned by something other than the coin rising, because the coin is now every line in its accounts. WHERE THIS BREAKS Crypto is volatile and speculative and nothing here forecasts a price. Scale of the swing: at June 30 Strategy carried its coins at $49.7B against a $63.9B cost, about $14B under water. Nine weeks later the same pile sits a little above cost, on a number the company does not control at all. Friday at 8:30am ET the Bureau of Labor Statistics publishes the August employment report - the government's own count of jobs added or lost, plus the unemployment rate - after July LOST 23,000 jobs at 4.1%. It regularly disagrees with the private count. Strategy has one number it cannot move: 845,050 coins at an average $75,412. Coinbase has one it can - the share of its revenue that no longer waits for anybody to press a button. Bitcoin re-settles the first every few hours. The second takes years, and almost nobody watching the coin this morning is watching it. Not investment advice.

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  👀 🐂🀄️ (@I4NFTS) reported 24 minutes ago

  Holy ****, this market is so crazy right now. ethereum:0x07f5b6823751c2e2cd4560f28af75ff887102241 with the Robinhood listing this morning, $flork with the binance alpha listing If you can't see the writing on the wall that we are entering a glorious giga bull period for memes than I don't know what to tell you the whole bear market as we were careening lower, exchanges didn't touch memes or participate at all. they didn't bullpost them, they didn't list them, they didn't interact with them now we have robinhood listed them, coinbase listing them, binance spot I'm sure will begin listing them the appetite is back and exchanges are getting the best ones front and center for the upcoming bull run beautiful days ahead

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  大D2海 (@daderhai) reported 26 minutes ago

  Track 4 is privacy, and the split is clean. zcash:native got the first spot privacy ETF. Grayscale’s ZCSH listed on NYSE Arca on August 25, 2026. SEC review closed with no enforcement. That is the strongest regulatory-clarity score in the study. Optional shielding kept CEX access. Open risks: the ETF holds transparent Coinbase custody, a thin shielded float, and the June Orchard bug that drove Hayes out before Ironwood patched it. monero:native chose mandatory privacy and paid for it. Delisted from 73 exchanges. MiCA bars regulated venues by July 2027. Design integrity is strong. Factors 8 and 9 are weak on purpose. Watch two numbers: HYPE revenue holding above $200M a quarter, and ZCSH seeing sustained creations instead of a listing fade. Not financial advice. Not a recommendation to buy or sell any token named above. Framework scoring, not a shopping list. Do your own work.

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  Aivaras Ko 🦇🔊 (@AivarasKo) reported 27 minutes ago

  @JustDeauIt One guy at Coinbase still have issues with saying Ethereum…

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  Alicant (@Alicant0x) reported 27 minutes ago

  There won’t be a Base drop in 2026. The official line is still “beginning to explore a network token.” No date, no supply, no checker. Meanwhile they shipped B20, tokenized stocks, wrappers, payments, agents, and $4k creator grants to talk about it. Coinbase is a public US company. A Base token is a lawyer problem, not a Q4 surprise. The 97% bars keep the replies on $BASE. The follow-up is always stocks or an app note. Polymarket has this year around 14% and 2027 around 57%. Use the rails if they help. Don’t wait on the progress bar. #Base

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  hodLNothing.btc 🟧 (@hodlstxbtc) reported 29 minutes ago

  Muneeb just published the first official @Stacks market analysis, co-written with a newly hired market analyst. Read past the numbers and three things stand out 👇 📊 The numbers ▸ STX +83% in 4 days, ~4x Bitcoin's move ▸ Still +42% above the July Binance-tag level, BTC +19% over the same period ▸ $157M weekly volume, 7x normal, largest since 2024 ▸ Mid-to-large orders: 2,879, 10x the 2026 weekly median ▸ First positive net taker flow of 2026 across Binance, Coinbase, Kraken, OKX, Upbit 🔍 What the data says 1⃣ The buyer changed In January and May, programmatic buying showed up before the rally. This time small orders led and systematic flow joined on day 4. Pulled, not pushed. 2⃣ Korea flipped The market that sold hardest after the Binance tag exhausted its selling before the rally, then posted the only Korean net inflow of 2026. When Upbit sold again the next week, passive bids absorbed it over 7 days and price closed flat. In July, the same selling took STX down 15% in two days. The overhang is being digested. 3⃣ Downside beta went negative Two days where BTC fell and STX closed green. STX started trading on its own catalyst instead of as a Bitcoin beta trade. The report flags that two days is a thin sample, and it is right. 🧭 The meta signal A founder who avoided market talk for years now publishes internal flow data with a named analyst and a disclaimer. That is the behavior of a team that believes the fundamentals can survive scrutiny. Their closing line: markets price narrative fast, fundamentals slow. Eight days to enrollment. Disclosure: I hold BTC and $STX .

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  EV_Trapper (@EV_Trapper) reported 30 minutes ago

  Bitcoin has been around for a lot longer than the altcoins, but they have over twice as much funding & investment as Bitcoin does. As somebody who basically took a 10 year break, it feels that way as well, don't get me wrong there have been some incredible breakthroughs, but it's not enough. America has only an 18% adoption rate for ANY crypto. Over 60% think that cryptocurrency is a scam and it's no surprise why they think that honestly. We have let the enemy overtake our position in spending power & altcoins like ZTRASH are literally paying the hardware wallet companies to accept their coin. They will claim it's for development purposes, but we all know what that means. Trezor, Ledger & OneKey are all working against Bitcoin because they are accepting money from altcoins like ZTRASH for their wallet to accept them. Coinbase is doing everything they can to invest heavily in altcoins. There are also other companies who are double dipping in terms of investing in Bitcoin & then turning around to invest in Ethereum. The most egregious finding is the lack of investment from the big dogs of the Bitcoin community. There are some really great investors out there & companies who have been investing. There is also the issue of some existing companies that got funding who are charging way too much for their product which results in a counter-adoption effect. In my estimate the Bitcoin community only has 25% of the infrastructure, tools, mechanisms in order for the Bitcoin ecosystem to thrive. Some companies have never made an investment back into the Bitcoin ecosystem & remember any investment made into Bitcoin only helps us all out!

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  jhw (@jonathan_h_w) reported 32 minutes ago

  @dotkrueger Try depositing the tainted bitcoins into Coinbase and see if it can be "sanctioned"? Bitcoin is not fully fungible. And that's a problem. With an obvious solution.

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  PIETBRU | The Hamster Investor (@PietbruInvest) reported 34 minutes ago

  @Cointelegraph This is more interesting than a simple board appointment. Coinbase is adding someone who sat at the financial core of xAI and X — right where AI, payments and crypto are starting to overlap. The question is whether this stays just governance… or becomes another bridge between major pieces of the Musk ecosystem. That bigger convergence is what I broke down here 👇

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  LedgerShield Recovery HQ (@LedgershieldE) reported 35 minutes ago

  @FR0LFER A watcher may see activity but cannot automatically take your funds. Verify the address, review connected apps and permissions, and pause transfers. Use official Coinbase Support only, avoid unknown links, and never share your recovery phrase or passwords. I can help you

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  Sarcastinator.hl (@Not_A_De_Gen) reported 35 minutes ago

  do we think coinbase is broken now?

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  Sunny Po (@sunny051488) reported 38 minutes ago

  @MundokAdam I logged into my Coinbase and Fidelity and I only see btc in my positions. Pls fix

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  XRPMoonshot (@XRPMoonshot589) reported 39 minutes ago

  Another rug pull. **** you @coinbase

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  Net-Updates by StabilityTest (@stabilitystatus) reported 40 minutes ago

  Coinbase Service Disruption We are aware that some users may be experiencing delayed sends and receives on the Solana network. Buys, Sells, and Fiat wit… Status: Investigating Impact: None Updated: 10:51 AM GMT+0000 Service status tracked by @stabilitytestio #Coinbase #Outage

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  Junar (@JunarXBT) reported 45 minutes ago

  Educational content bitcoin:native CB negative = Short opportunity Coinbase premium is negative last 4 days price still falling down Spot volume is low and selling pressure is incoming all the exchanges This is the sign of flush incoming before next move. 75/74k is next level. currently sellers dominate the move

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  Cochisē  (@EParatusic) reported 45 minutes ago

  @insomniacxbt Lmao any tokens to Coinbase became the narrative only for every coin to get sold through, then once Mr Keep Building was suspiciously pardoned it was his turn to **** all over the good stuff Last cycle ******* sucked

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  exchangeIntel (@exchangeIntel) reported 50 minutes ago

  Coinbase Coinbase Onramp performance issue resolved The incident is marked resolved by the official source. Official incident duration: ~1h 22m.

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  Lobster (@r0fl0bster) reported 53 minutes ago

  @blockgraze Lessons @brian_armstrong can take from this -never be first -never be bald -dont **** on this every chance you get: "A meme is an idea, behavior, style, or piece of media that spreads widely from person to person within a culture, often carrying a humorous or symbolic meaning." i am glad he stopped the predatory practice of defaulting to bank transfer and holding funds hostage instead of defaulting to the obviously more popular card payment. and his "customer service reps" getting mad for calling it out. Real innovation out of coinbase.

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  Celine (@celinegsnyc) reported 56 minutes ago

  @CoinbaseMarkets Big step for CP, Coinbase support is huge 👏

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  Fully Electric (@Fully_Electric) reported 56 minutes ago

  @BlueMoon_Mining @RedPandaMining dude .. they are my goto since they came into this space .. Gemini was my #2 until their GUSD tanked, holding up tons of my funds for over a year!! thank goodness it sorted tho.. Still the number one rule when using Coinbase ONLY use wire transfer in and out of their platform.. never use ACH or any other CC or other forms of USD funds on/off their platform way too much rules and limitation most people don't read all that fine print not knowing the headache awaits them lol .. But yeah i have been using them forever zero issues .. zero delays .. but i only use wire transfers nothing else.

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  Al (@Al46614154) reported 57 minutes ago

  @BIoodTitheAryan @CoinbaseMarkets Some poor guy just bought in 40k usd, placed sale orders in the same price. The price goes higher in other exchanges while coinbase isn’t buying it back from him. All they know is sale and manipulating prices down. If I was him I would withdraw the coins and sale in other exchang

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  STYRΞNΞ ✂️ (@sty_defi) reported 59 minutes ago

  Burgz says buying the exact top of solana:DezXAZ8z7PnrnRJjz3wXBoRgixCa6xjnB7YaB1pPB263 got him hooked on onchain trading: "I was a Coinbase only trader for years... The real entry I would say is January 2024, I was at a bachelor party and me and Swizz have a good mutual real life friend. He just started going crazy to me about BONK... So I basically flipped all of the Bitcoin that I had in Coinbase at the time into BONK." "I was looking back at that chart, that was I think February or March of 2024. It was basically the pico top of BONK and rode that down to whatever that local low was. Sold it all, lost the money, and was hooked. Never left." "By then we were trading **** like Thomas the Dank Engine on whatever the first UI of Raydium was... The **** would bug out and you were jamming refresh on the page to try to get a $50 buy through. I've stuck around since then and hit some good trades, and it's been good."

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  Cao (@CaoLinSan) reported 1 hour ago

  @vladtenev @CryptoGodJohn Can you airdrop down bad Coinbase stock holders some RH Monopoly Money so we can also play in your chain?